Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
What the fuck are you guys doing out here, breaking the canyon?

Grif:
(scoffing) Fuck off, Blue! A ship just crashed on one of our guys.

Church:
What, this ship?

Simmons:
(irritated) No, another ship. Then that ship left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.

Church:
Where'd it come from?

Grif:
(condescending) It's a spaceship. It came from space.

Church:
... ... ... (calmly) Dibs.

Simmons:
(surprised) What?

Church:
Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs.

Simmons:
(arguing) No, it isn't, jackass! We found it first!

Church:
(assured) Yeah, but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See?

Grif:
(arguing) You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous!

Simmons:
(agreeing) Yeah!

Church:
(rebuttal) Yes, I can! Dibs! See? I just did it again! Now, get the fuck away from my ship, Tomato Can!

Simmons:
(angrily through his clenched teeth) Don't call me 'Tomato Can'!

Grif:
(challenging) Try and take it, then!

Church:
Um... Ok... (Turns to Sheila.) ...Sheila?

Sheila:
(Aiming her turret at Grif and Simmons.) You bet!

Grif:
(upset) Fuck!

Church:
(assured) You forgot about that too, didn't you?

Simmons:
(defeated) Yeah, kinda.

Sheila:
Now, step away from the ship, Tomato Can.

Grif:
(taunting) Ha-ha, 'Tomato Can'!

Sheila:
You too, Lemon Head.

Grif:
(pissed) Hey, I'm orange, not yellow!

Sheila:
[laughs]