Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
Hey Doc, we've got problems man, I need to call command....Hello? Earth to Doc. I mean, this place to Doc

Doc:
Don't you want to say hello to our new friend?

Church:
What?

Jr:
Honk?

Church:
I don't... I c- I can't, I can't I don't, this is-

Doc:
Take your time. This is a big moment.

Jr:
Blarg.

Church:
I don't have time for this right now

Jr:
Honk.

Church:
Shut up you're disgusting

Church:
Doc, what is Vic's number?

Doc:
What for?

Church:
For reinforcements. Wait, unless you've had, like, specialized combat training in the last ten minutes?

Doc:
Uh, nope.

Church:
Then, yeah, reinforcements.

Doc:
Well, I did just change a dirty diaper.

Church:
That doesn't count.

Doc:
I don't know, it was a real doozy... Number 2.

Church:
Doc, Focus! Vic's number, what is it?!

Doc:
C'mon, Church! Everybody remembers Vic's number! Didn't he ever teach you the song?

Church:
Oh, right. Vic's jingle

Doc:
"If you want to talk, don't e-mail, and don't you click-click-click-click, just call me up at 555-V-I-C-K!"

Church:
You know, it probably would've been more memorable if it rhymed...or if his name actually ended with a "K".