Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Caboose:
Ask him if he likes baseball.

Church:
It's an alien baby, Caboose.

Caboose:
Ask him if he likes t-ball.

Church:
Alien, Caboose. Alien was the key word in that sentence.

Tucker:
Seriously, don't go. I don't even know where to start.

Church:
Tucker, he's part of an alien race whose only purpose seems to be to tell huge, grandiose lies to people so that they can seduce them and impregnate them. So let's start with that. You know, common ground.

Tucker:
Yeah, I think I'll just stick to baseball.

Caboose:
Tell him about how his dad got to third base with you!

Church:
(annoyed) Caboose!