Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Grif:
We didn't even use a coffin! We just threw a bunch of dirt on him!

Simmons:
No, I threw a bunch of dirt on him. You two only pretended to help and made a bunch of digging noises with your mouth!

Grif:
You know that trick?

Sister:
I learned from the best.

Simmons:
Well, as your new commander, you're both going to learn a little discipline. And we're gonna start by running laps around the base. Sister, you can do girly laps.

Grif:
You mean after we dig up Sarge.

Simmons:
No,[switches to shotgun] I mean right now, Grif.

Sister:
What are girly laps?

Grif:
Simmons, I don't think Sarge is going to like you picking up his shotgun.

Simmons:
[pumps shotgun off screen]

Grif:
And I really don't think he's going to like you threatening me with it. Well, okay. He might like that part.

Simmons:
As the new leader, what I say goes. So everyone needs to start running right now.

Grif:
But what about Sarge?

Simmons:
You heard what command said. Sarge is dead. He died of... what'd he die of?

Sister:
Aspirin overdose.

Simmons:
See, Sarge is dead of... an Aspirin overdose? Really?

Sister:
I know, I didn't think it was possible! Trust me, I've tried.

Simmons:
Yeah... wait, what?

Grif:
Simmons, don't be stupid. He's not dead, he's just lying underground covered in dirt!