Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Simmons:
Oh, my God, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you tell us you were a Blue?

Sister:
Because -

Simmons:
And don't say because nobody asked!

Sister:
But nobody did ask!

Simmons:
God damn it.

Grif:
So what if she is a blue? We'll still keep her.

Simmons:
We can't do that! She's on the other team, she'll kill us in our sleep if we keep her!

Sister:
Do I get to do that? 'Cause that would be awesome!

Grif:
No she wouldn't! Besides, she's color blind! We'll just tell her we're blues!

Simmons:
Uh, hello? We already told her we're red. Idiot.

Grif:
Yeah? Well she's fucking dumb, too. Hey, we're blue now.

Sister:
Woo-hoo! Go Blue! Let's win!

Grif:
See?