Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
What else was on the ship?

Grif:
What do you mean?

Church:
Y'know like guns or weapons...

Tucker:
Or snacks! [To Church] Dude I'm just asking 'cause I know you want it too.

Grif:
Nope, just the girl! Sorry, there weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck!

Tucker:
That's okay, we can still fuck this one!

Sister:
Woo-hoo!

Grif:
God damn it! Never mind, just send her back!

Church:
No take backs!

Grif:
Oh, what the fuck?!

Simmons:
[runs up] Oh my God, Grif, he's gone!

Grif:
Who's gone?

Simmons:
Sarge, he's missing! I dug up his grave and he's not in there!

Grif:
What? Did you dig in the right spot?

Simmons:
Oh, you're right. Maybe I dug up one of the other fresh graves that we just made. I didn't fucking think of that!

Grif:
Oh, calm down.

Simmons:
Don't tell me to be calm, we're down two men now! Well, at least we still have the blue prisoner we can use as leverage. Hey, what are you doing out here in the middle of the canyon?

Grif:
Uh, nothing. So, that Sarge thing's pretty crazy.

Simmons:
Hey, is that your sister over there with the blues? [as Grif slowly leaves] What's she doing over there? Why are they all high fiving? Are they making a cheerleading pyramid? Wow, they're really tossing her high in the air. Grif? Grif? Hey where'd he go?