Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Grif:
Yup, that's the hole all right.

Simmons:
That's what I told you!

Grif:
Huh. And Sarge's body is gone.

Simmons:
Right. I think he fell through that hole into the cavern.

Grif:
Maybe he just disappeared. Dead things do that when you bury them. That's part of the circle of life, you know. It's a miracle when you think about it. No reason to go randomly exploring caves which may or may not contain hundreds of evil bats. That would just be interfering with God's divine plan!

Simmons:
Okay, A: Sarge wasn't dead. B: Decomposing takes months, not minutes. C: His armor would still be here, and D: Shut up, you're going down there. NOW.

Grif:
Why? What do we really need Sarge for anyway? All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck. We'll just split up his duties. You yell at me and I'll tell you you suck.

Simmons:
Shut up and get in the hole, Grif!

Grif:
You suck, Simmons. Oh man, this new system is already working out great! We should have thought of this years ago!

Simmons:
Grif, don't you understand that because we lost Sister, we're horribly outnumbered? We already lost Donut and Sarge. Now it's four on two! The blues are probably gearing up for an enormous attack right now! At any moment they're going to come over that hill, guns blazing, yelling "CHAAAARGE!"