Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
RETREAT!

Tucker:
Ahh!

Caboose:
Sprinting! Sprinting! Oh, crap!

Sister:
Who is that?

Tucker:
That's Tex.

Sister:
Whoa! He's a badass!

Caboose:
[catches a bullet in the helmet] Ow.

Sister:
He's kinda hot.

Tucker:
Tex isn't a guy; she's a girl.

Sister:
Ohh, sorry, she is a badass. She's kinda hot.

Tucker:
[as they take cover behind the base] She's actually Church's ex-girlfriend.

Sister:
Oh, yeah? Why aren't you guys dating anymore? [Tex throws another grenade at them which explodes nearby]

Church:
Are you seriously asking that question right now?

Caboose:
The last time I was shot I got a purple heart. Yeah, I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see, eventually I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.

Tucker:
Maybe you should ask for a purple brain.

Caboose:
You're just jealous 'cause you have no friends.

Tucker:
Why is she shooting at us?

Church:
How do I know? And why are you acting like this is unusual?

Tucker:
Well, go out there and tell her to stop!

Church:
Yeah... I'll get right on that.

Sister:
Aren't you like, the leader, or something?

Church:
Uh, yeah, Sister, I am the leader, which is why I am officially appointing you our field negotiator.

Sister:
Awesome!

Church:
Yes, congratulations, we're all very proud of you. Your first job is to get Tex to stop firing at us.

Sister:
Cool. [stands up] Hey Tex! Stop shooting, you stupid bitch!

Tucker:
Nice negotiating. [Tex stops shooting]

Church:
She stopped firing. I think that actually worked. Maybe she's out of ammo. Let me check.

Church:
[stands up, and promptly gets shot in the head by a sniper round] Nope, she still has ammo.

Tucker:
Nice recon work.

Church:
I'm gonna go get my body back.

Tucker:
Yeah, good idea.