Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
Hey, Tucker, is my body on straight?

Tucker:
Dude, I don't even know what that means.

Tex:
Freeze! Nobody move!

Tucker:
We were already not moving. You could've just said "everyone keep doing what your not doing."

Tex:
Shut up!

Tucker:
Whatever.

Church:
Tex, what is your problem?

Tex:
My problem is that O'Malley isn't in Doc anymore. He's jumped into somebody new, and I'm not trusting anyone 'til I find out who.

Church:
Yeah, we already know we're on top of the situation.

Tex:
You are, then who did O'Malley jump into.

Church:
Oh yeah I meant-I meant we were on top of everything until that point.

Tex:
Typical..

Sister:
Who's O'Malley?

Tucker:
Ah, its just some computer program that wants to destroy the universe. He infects people from time to time but, its no big deal.

Sister:
Sounds scary.

Tucker:
Oh, it's all good, baby. I'll protect you.

Sister:
Yeah, that's what the last guy said and now I can't stop scratching

Tucker:
Okay, never mind.

Church:
None of us are infected, Tex, but I'm a little worried about the tank, she's been acting a little weird lately. Can an AI be planted on... [pauses] Tex?

Tex:
Who's the girl?

Church:
What? Who, Sister? Oh, she's just a new recruit.

Tex:
You mean to tell me that I'm only gone a few weeks, and you guys get yourself a new girl?

Church:
Oh... um...

Tucker:
Whoa. Tread lightly, dude, tread... lightly.

Caboose:
You know, I wasn't actually scared, until right just now.