Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Grif:
I heard something that time!

Simmons:
You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound]

Grif:
There! Did you hear that?

Simmons:
Yes, I heard water dripping.

Grif:
Sounds like bats!

Simmons:
Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip!

Grif:
Bat Water!

Simmons:
There are no bats!

Grif:
You don't know, what if you're wrong?

Simmons:
Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do? [Pause]

Grif:
So basically you're saying that you think there's bats!

Simmons:
Sure. Why not?

Grif:
I'm getting the heck out of here!

Simmons:
No you're not, Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving.

Grif:
At least let's go stand by the light!

Simmons:
No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict no moving policy.

Grif:
But the light would -

Simmons:
No.

Grif:
- help us see the bats -

Simmons:
No.

Grif:
- and their fangs!

Simmons:
No!

Grif:
Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes.

Simmons:
You're an idiot, Grif. Why would you bring up snakes?

Grif:
Well, I'm just saying I know you don't like snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they -

Simmons:
All right, screw it. I'm gonna go stand by the light.