Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Donut:
Sarge, I found Simmons. He's over here, sleeping on the job.

Simmons:
Donut, I'm not sleeping, I was drugged!

Donut:
Sorry, Sarge. He's not sleeping. He's doing drugs! [Simmons gets up]

Simmons:
Shut up, Donut, I'm not doing drugs, we were attacked! Ah, they must have used some sort of tranquilizer on me and... Grif? Where's Grif?

Donut:
Maybe he's out scoring you junkies some more drugs!

Simmons:
They must have taken him!

Sarge:
Who would take Grif? Garbage collectors?

Simmons:
The people who ambushed us! We have to find him! Luckily, I implanted a tracking chip in his armor. I wanted to be able to find him when it was time to work. I should be able to lock onto his signal in just a few seconds...

Sarge:
A few seconds? That sounds entirely hopeless! Well, Grif, we'll miss you. You were a good soldier. Using the widest possible definition of good... and soldier.

Simmons:
I've got a signal!

Sarge:
He's probably a million miles away by now!

Simmons:
Actually, he's only a tenth of a mile away.

Sarge:
But who knows what direction!

Simmons:
That direction.

Sarge:
Exactly. We did our best, Simmons. Let's head back to base and call for a replacement troop. Where's my shotgun?

Simmons:
I don't see it anywhere. I guess they took it when they took Grif.

Sarge:
Ugh. What direction did you say?

Simmons:
That way, sir.

Sarge:
Come on, let's go.