Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Church:
So Caboose is going to be up front talking to her, and while he's got her distracted, you sneak around the back, access the panel, and shut her down.

Tex:
Okay. I'll do it. [Pause]

Church:
What, that's it? You will? No bargaining? No ridiculous demands?

Tex:
No. I'm trying to find O'Malley and his friend. In a way, you guys are helping me. If anyone should be making demands, it should be you.

Church:
Oh, well in that case-

Tex:
Forget it. Deal's done.

Church:
Dammit.

Caboose:
Um, how should I distract Sheila?

Church:
Just talk to her! Keep her attention, that's it.

Caboose:
I... don't know, we kinda have a history... uh, she may not want to talk to me.

Church:
So? Tex and I have a rough history. Doesn't mean we can't be professional and hold a conversation.

Tex:
I wouldn't exactly call them conversations.

Church:
Ugh, get off my back, woman, can't you see I'm working here?

Tex:
Please! You call this working?

Caboose:
See, uh, this is exactly what could happen with me and Sheila, only with more getting shot by tanks.

Church:
Caboose, if that happened, I'm sure the shell would just bounce off you and land on me somehow.