Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Tucker:
Junior? Junior? Hey Junior? Where did you go?

Junior:
Honk!

Tucker:
There you are!

Junior:
Honk!

Tucker:
You little rascal.

Junior:
[quietly and high-pitched] Honk!

Doc:
Okay, Sister. Any other conditions I should know about?

Sister:
Umm, Let's see... You know about all the ways I'm contagious...

Tucker:
Hey, what's going on here?

Sister:
Oh! I'm color-blind!

Doc:
Really? That's weird, but I don't think it'll cause any problems here. Okay, go ahead and bend over.

Sister:
Sure. Like this?

Doc:
Wow! Yeah! You're really limber and in a really great shape.

Sister:
Yeah I am!

Doc:
I'm not gonna play against you in Twister.

Sister:
Check this out!

Doc:
Wowsers! I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold.

Sister:
That's cool. Sorry if my body is a little hot.

Tucker:
[standing behind a corner] Hey, do you guys need any help in there?

Sister:
Is someone spying on us? Yes! Hot!

Doc:
No, we're good! Hey Sister? You want me to turn up the heat or something? You look like you're...

Sister:
Eh, I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you.

Tucker:
I could just walk around this corner, if you need me to. Wouldn't be a problem.

Doc:
We got it! Hey, sorry I got you all wet before. I didn't even know how that bucket of baby oil got up on that shelf. That was weird.

Sister:
That's okay. I think it will actually help. Squeezing these puppies into the armor could be a little difficult.

Tucker:
Maybe I should just look in there and see if there's anything I can do.

Doc:
No thanks, Tucker. Maybe they need your help with the tank instead. You'll probably be a lot more valuable out there. What we're doing in here is pretty routine. Hey are you double-jointed?

Sister:
Yeah.

Tucker:
[sarcastic] Great!

Junior:
Honk!

Tucker:
Don't rub it in.

Junior:
[in an apologetic manner] blarg.