Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Simmons:
Come on. Grif should be right over here.

Donut:
Don't listen to him, Sarge! He's just trying to score more drugs to keep his habit alive! Remember last month, when he asked for money? It was for drugs!

Sarge:
That was part of the budgetary meeting, Donut! He needed more funds for vehicle maintenance.

Donut:
Enabler!

Simmons:
I see something.

Sarge:
Ah, there's my shotgun! Mission accomplished! Excellent work, men. Let's hang up a banner.

Simmons:
There's Grif.

Sarge:
Oh right, and Grif... Excellent- somethin'-or-other... He[Grif moaning]-w-why do I even bother?

Grif:
[Weak] What happened? What did you do to me?

Simmons:
We got knocked-the fuck-out out! And the people who did it must've taken you.

Grif:
Oh, right. They kept asking me questions... They wanted information...

Sarge:
Information? What did the-

Simmons:
Woah, woah, they wanted information and they took you!? Why wouldn't they take me?

Sarge:
What did they look like?

Simmons:
Sarge, please. I was right there next to you. If they needed information, why would they take you instead of me?

Grif:
What, are you jealous? Jesus..

Simmons:
No. I think if you're gonna drug and torture people, you don't need to insult their intelligence too. That's just mean.

Grif:
Yeah, you're jealous.

Sarge:
Besides, takin' all the fun out of interrogating.