Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Grif:
[yelling] PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What's the one thing I told you?! Don't embarrass the family!

Simmons:
I don't think she's embarrassing it - Whoa! Why is she doing splits?

Sarge:
Huh, is this that Facebook thing I keep hearing about?

Simmons:
Does this thing take dollar bills?

Grif:
Come on! That's my sister! And you're looking at her naked!

Simmons:
So? She's not our sister.

Grif:
Stop looking at her!

Simmons:
Why does Donut get to look?

Donut:
Hey! Why does the Blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling.

Grif:
That's why Donut gets to look.

Sarge:
[frustrated] Oh, look, she is putting her armor back on!... Oh, I mean [changes tone] Oh, look! she is putting her armor back on. Good work, soldier!

Grif:
Don't patronize me.

Simmons:
It looks like the Blues are having some kind of meeting.

Sarge:
What? I knew it. They're coming to attack our base. Dirty back stabbers!

Donut:
I thought the Blues were supposed to attack our base.

Sarge:
Dirty front stabbers!

Sarge:
Simmons! What are they saying?

Simmons:
I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor. Without any sound, it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down.

Sarge:
Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous.