Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Tucker:
Well little dude, I guess there's a time when every little boy becomes a man.

Doc:
Tucker he's only three days old.

Tucker:
Yeah, they grow up so fast.

Church:
Also he's not a boy, he's a grub.

Tucker:
The point is, you're on your own now, and I don't have time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers: Invest in real estate, there's no such thing as a permanent record, always eat breakfast, all the girls on the internet are actually dudes, and you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. Ever. Oh also, chicks like it when you tell them you're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to 'em. So mix it up a little.

Church:
Tucker let's go!

Tucker:
Okay, little dude, I gotta go now. Tex needs me and Church to back her up.

Junior:
Blarg Chicka honk honk.

Doc:
Huh. I guess you have been teaching him some stuff.

Tucker:
Teach? You don't teach that. Thats just genetic.