Red vs. Blue, Season 5

[Tex is approaching the Red base while Church and Tucker look on from a cliff.]

Church:
(through the sniper scope) I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'.

Tucker:
Uh, what do you see?

Church:
(annoyed) I just said I don't see anything, I just said that.

Tucker:
(whiny) Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!

Church:
Oh, yeah, boo hoo. All you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.

Tucker:
Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

Church:
Can I use the sword?

Tucker:
Oh, hell yes!

Church:
Fine, here.

Tucker:
Oh kickass! [They swap weapons.] Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed!

Church:
Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp.

Tucker:
Now how do I—wait what is this thing?

Church:
Okay, whatever dude, just don't-

[Tucker shoots Tex in the ass]

Tex:
OW!

Church:
What the fuck, did you just fire that thing?

Tucker:
Oops! That was an accident.

Church:
We're supposed to be sneaking up on them, dumbass! [Tucker sees Tex approaching them through the scope.] They're gonna hear us, gimme it back!

Tucker:
Um, yeah, okay take it back.

[They swap weapons again.]

Church:
I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these years. Hey, Tex, what're you doing back?

[Tex punches Church in the face.]

Church:
OW! What the fuck did I do!?

Tex:
Asshole!

Tucker:
I told him to be careful with that thing. He's just not very good with it.