Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Sarge:
Jolly good day, Mr. Caboose. We be having a prisoner for you, we do.

Church:
I thought you had a pirate accent?

Sarge:
Argh, I'm not very consistent. Yarg!

Caboose:
Hello Church, you must be very happy to see me.

Church:
Yeah, of course. I'm so happy I wanna fuckin puke.

Yellow Church:
Hey what's up,

Church:
Hey who the fuck are you? Sister?

Yello Church:
Yes I'm Sister, Church's twin brother. I crashed here on a spaceship from the moon. And now I live with Caboose and the people from the tail end of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.

Church:
What the fuck? That's wrong in like eight different ways.

Yellow Church:
Yeah, I know...Tell me about it.

Church:
Caboose, seriously, do you pay attention to anything that happens?

Caboose:
New Church is my new best friend now.

Yellow Church:
I'd argue with that too, but...What's the point.