Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Simmons:
Donut. Relax. You've been infected by a computer virus and we just need to figure out what to do about it.

Donut:
(Possessed by O'Malley) HAHAHAHA! NO, it's my body! It's my choice! And another thing, why do I do as much work as you guys but only get 92 percent of-

(Donut is knocked out by Tex)

Sarge:
Hey don't hit my soldiers without my permission...(O'Malley infects Sarge) I'm the one who gets to hit my soldiers. MWAHAHAHA! YEAH, eat lead world, drop and give me infinity!

Grif:
Sarge I think you've finally gone crazy.

(Tex knocks out Sarge, forcing O'Malley to infect Grif)

Grif:
Whoa that's weird. I have a sudden urge to conquer the universe. Which is unlike me, considering I'd have to do actual work. I think I'll just fall asleep instead.

Doc:
We're here, is anyone hurt...

(Grif falls asleep, forcing O'Malley to infect Doc)

Doc:
...Or need to be killed? HAHAHA!

Church:
I know that laugh. Nobody move!

(O'Malley infects Church)

Church:
You know I...I really don't feel all that different. Meh, meh heh, heh, meh, meh, no. Feels pretty much the same. That's kinda weird huh? Expected more...

(Tex knocks out Church)

Church:
Where'd he go, where'd he go? Is he gone...Tex?

Tex:
Church run!

Church:
Tex DON'T!

(O'Malley infects Tex)

Tex:
You have no idea how much trouble you are in