Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Grif:
(Church and Tucker had just killed Sarge) Okay, hey. We killed one of your guys, and you killed one of ours. That makes us even.

Simmons:
Actually, we killed Tex and Junior, and they killed Sarge. So technically, that means we killed two people and they only killed one. (Church kills him with the sniper rifle) Son of a bitch!

Grif:
Okay! Now we're even! Seriously! (Blues point guns at Grif and Donut; Grif lobs a grenade, everyone scatters, Donut gets in the ghost) Every man for himself!

Church:
Caboose! Get in that tank and give us cover fire.

Caboose:
Okay!

Church:
And don't shoot me this time!

Caboose:
Okay (immediately shoots Church)

Church:
Son of a bitch!

Caboose:
Wait, what was that first part again?(Grif begins to destroy Caboose's tank) Abandon ship! Running, running, running! (tank blows up)

Tucker:
Don't worry Sister, I'll protect you.

Sarge:
Aha! Got you, blues!

Tucker:
Sarge, I thought you were dead!

Sarge:
I was dead, Doc revived me!

Doc:
That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I would be more than happy to hel- (Sarge kills him) Son of a bitch!

Sarge:
Oh, I'm sorry! Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. (Sister kills him) Ah, son of a bitch again. Medic!

Tucker:
Well Sister, this looks like it. I don't think we're gonna make it, the reds are on the attack, and now Doc is dead and can't help us.

Doc:
(dying) Actually, I'm not dead! if you could just hand me my first-aid kit- (Tucker shoots him) Oh, son of a bitch!

Tucker:
And now that Doc is actually dead, I don't think we're gonna make it. I don't wanna die a virgin!

Sister:
Ooh! Yeah!

Tucker:
Wouldn't you rather spend your last few moments as a lover and not as a fighter?

Sister:
I never thought about that, Uh-huh.

Tucker:
I've always wanted to go out-

Sister:
Hey, uh, no offense, are you gonna keep talking or are we gonna see some action!

Tucker:
Bow Chicka Bow- (Grif shoots him) Ow!

Grif:
Stay away from my sister!

Tucker:
Son of a bitch!

Sister:
Grif, I liked him! He was nice to me! (kills Grif)

Grif:
Son of a bitch!

Sister:
(Donut runs her over with his ghost) Son of a bitch! I can't believe you'd hit a girl!

Donut:
Whatever, bitch! Reow! (Caboose is running away, picks up a rocket launcher) Now it's time to pound some Caboose! Woo-hoo! (drives toward him; Caboose blows him up with the rocket launcher) Son of a bitch!

Caboose:
I won! I am the greatest! I beat everyone! And now, no one is left but me! (ghost lands on him, kills him) Son of a bitch.