Regular Show, Season 1

Mordecai:
Dude, these guys aren't trying to help me. They're just messing with me.

Rigby:
Dude, they're just partying.

Mordecai:
How is this supposed to help me get the ladies?

Rigby:
They got you a lady.

(We see a long-haired man with an open green shirt on a chair in the corner. He has stubble on his chin, a necklace, wristbands, blue jeans, and cowboy boots)

Mordecai:
That's not a lady. (approaches Billy, who's drinking soda with the 2nd Unicorn. He puts his hand on Billy's shoulder) Hey, I thought you were gonna help me with Margaret.

Billy:
(angrily) Something's touching me! (elbows Mordecai, who flies onto the floor. The unicorns laugh)

Rigby:
Hey, bros, check this out. (approaches Mordecai) Here, let me help you up. (He pulls his hand away at the last second) PSYCH! Why don't you ask Margaret to help you up? OHHHHH!

(The unicorns all laugh)

Mordecai:
(Looking very aggressive) You know what, Rigby? Have fun with your new friends, you jerk. Oh, and just so you know, when Benson finds out about your friends and their little hangout time, he's probably gonna fire you. Later, bro! (leaves)

Rigby:
(worried) Mordecai, wait! (the door shuts off-screen)

Jimmy:
(from upstairs) Bros! I found a trampoline!

Rigby:
No! (runs up to his room) What are you doing to my bed?!

Jimmy:
You sleep on this, bro?

Rigby:
Get off it!

Jimmy:
Right after this somersault! (flips in mid air and his horn rips the trampoline, falling to the floor. Rigby gasps) Bros, this trampoline's all over me! Help me get it off!

(The unicorns run in, chanting 'bros', and in a matter of seconds reduce the trampoline to torn fabric and twisted metal)

Rigby:
My bed!

(Billy and 3rd Unicorn are shown by the closet door)

Billy:
Hey, bro. You know this nerd?

(They open the closet door to show Benson, bound, gagged, and suspended from a coat hook. Benson rages from behind his gag, but his words are unintelligible)

Billy:
Check this out. (gets some gumballs out of Benson and eats them) What's the matter, Rigbone? You like that nerd or something?

3rd Unicorn:
(taps Rigby's shoulder) Yeah, dude. Chill out! And have a DRINK! (sprays him with a soda can, temporarily blinding Rigby)

(In his confusion, Rigby stumbles between the unicorns, who have formed a circle with the intention of repeatedly farting on him)