Regular Show, Season 1

Benson:
Okay. We only have till 3:00 to stop the audit. Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?

Muscle Man:
I know someone who can help.

Benson:
[angrily] If you say your mom, you're fired!

Muscle Man:
[long pause] My mom!

Benson:
GET OUT!

Muscle Man:
It was worth it! [he and High Five Ghost high-five and walk away]

Mordecai:
[thinks] Hmmm... Hmph! Hey! [looks at Rigby] We know someone.

Rigby:
We do? [Mordecai raises his arms. Suddenly, Rigby knows who he's referring to] No! No way!

Benson:
What? If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.

Mordecai:
Rigby has a brother. [Rigby punches him in the butt] And he's an accountant. [Rigby punches him again, rapidly]

Rigby:
SHUT UP!

Mordecai:
Dude, what do you have against Don?

[Rigby gets mad, on the verge of crying. A ripple leads us to a flashback of Rigby's sixth birthday party. Pans down from the banner to a young Rigby]

Young Rigby:
Guys, guys, guys! [zooms out to reveal four bored children, one of them a young Mordecai] Watch me blow out the candle, guys!

[A door opens. Rigby's younger brother, Don, stands in the doorway. Somehow, he is taller than Rigby]

Young Don:
Hey, Rigby. Happy birthday, bro.

Young Rigby:
Wha- wha - ? I told you to stay in the basement.

Young Don:
Oh. Sorry, Rigby. I just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.

Young Rigby:
I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKING SUGAR!

Rigby's Friend 1:
I'll give you some sugar, Don.

Rigby's Friend 2:
Yeah, me too! [giggles]

[everyone but Mordecai gets up out of their seats to hug Don. Then, Mordecai follows, but Rigby tries to stop him by grabbing his arm]

Young Rigby:
DON'T YOU DARE!

Young Mordecai:
I'm just getting some sugar, dude. [Rigby lets go of him] Besides, Don is cool.

[Mordecai goes to Don to give him sugar as everyone else laughs]

Rigby's Friend:
You're the best, Don!

[Young Rigby growls as ripple back to the present]

Mordecai:
Yeah. Don really made that party.

Benson:
Call your brother.

Rigby:
No!

Benson:
CALL YOUR BROTHER!

Rigby:
NO! I HATE HIM!!!

Benson:
Fine! Mordecai, you call him.

Rigby:
YOU BETTER NOT!

Mordecai:
Dude, he could save the park.

Rigby:
Dude, he could ruin my life! If he comes, I'm gonna tell him to leave.

Benson:
No, you won't, you be nice to your brother OR YOU'RE FIRED!!! [to Mordecai] Call him.

Mordecai:
[to Rigby] Dude, just be cool until he stops the audit.

[Rigby growls, on the verge of tears.]