Regular Show, Season 2

Rigby:
(trying to sleep) I'm a tough guy. (He says "tough guy" repeatedly).

(In his dream, he is a tough guy named Fists and is walking down the street at nighttime.)

Fists:
They say this city's tough. But I'm tougher. (walks into a dark alley, and a gangster with half of his hair shaved off follows him with a knife)

Gangster:
You walked down the wrong alley, Riggerson. (Fists pins him against the wall.)

Fists:
The name's... (pulls fist back) ...Fists! (He's about to punch him, but then, the taxi comes and shines its lights on him and the gangster.)

British Taxi:
Ello, gov'nor!

Fists screams before taxi drives into Fists and gangster.

Rigby:
(Screams awake again.)

Mordecai:
(Groans angrily with his hands crunching) What the heck, Rigby?!

Rigby:
It's that stupid British taxi! It's all inside my brain!

Mordecai:
Ugh, I knew it. I knew this would happen! I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie.

Rigby:
I know, I'm sorry, I can't help it.

Mordecai:
Ah, all right, dude, we're just gonna desensitize you the horror. We're gonna watch Ello Gov'nor over and over again, until you stop being scared.

[later, in the living room]

Mordecai:
[as he pushes Rigby against the screen] Look at it! Look at it! It's not real! You can see the microphone showing!!

Rigby:
Let me go!!

Mordecai:
LOOK AT IT!!

Rigby:
Get off me!

Mordecai:
I'm sick of you keeping me up! You look at it!

Rigby:
LET ME GO!

Mordecai:
LOOK AT IT!!

Rigby:
LET ME GO!!

Mordecai:
Look at it. Look...at it...you look at it, you...look at it...

Rigby:
Let... me GO!! (Throws the cover)

Benson:
What the heck is going on?!

Mordecai:
Rigby's just freaked off by this stupid dumb British movie we watched.

Benson:
Well, you'd better have this place cleaned up by the time I get back from my cricket game.

Mordecai:
Cricket?

Benson:
Yeah. I'm trying new things.. So what.

Mordecai:
(gasps) Will British people be there?

Benson:
It's cricket. What do you think?