Regular Show, Season 2

Mordecai:
Pops. Yo, Pops. I found your Mustache Monthly. (Puts Pops' Moustaches Monthly on a chair and turns his head around, before seeing Pops, just out of the shower and naked.) AAAAAGH!

Pops:
Aaaaagh!

Mordecai:
Aaaaagh!

Pops:
Aaaaagh!

Mordecai:
Aaaaagh! (In all the confusion, he now catches a glimpse of Pops' "junk mail".)

Pops:
Aaaaagh! (Pops covers his "junk mail" with his hat. Mordecai covers his eyes. They both try to leave but they're in each other's ways".)

Mordecai:
(breathing) Uh... uh... uh... uh...

Pops:
(breathing) Uh... uh... uh... uh...

(Mordecai finally escapes Pops' room as Pops goes into his bathroom. Mordecai goes downstairs and sits on the couch.)

Mordecai:
Stop playing for a second. When I went upstairs, Pops was getting out of the shower.

Rigby:
Yeah, so?

Mordecai:
And he didn't have a towel.

Rigby:
Ewww!

Mordecai:
I tried not to look and just give him the magazine, but I saw his...

Rigby:
His junk mail? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Mordecai:
No, dude, I'm mentally scarred. It's like the image is glued in the inside of my eyelids. Every saggy, wrinkled, shriveled, pasty...

Rigby:
Whoa, whoa! Don't put it in my head!

Mordecai:
This is your fault! You have to help me!

Rigby:
I'll help you to forget it if you promise to stop talking about it.

Mordecai:
Deal.

(They shake hands.)