Regular Show, Season 2

Mordecai:
[reads Darthon manual] "Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?"

Muscle Man:
I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out and they're all, "Ooh, Muscle Man! Quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"

Rigby:
[reads] "Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door."

Skips:
All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.

Rigby:
Close enough. [Muscle Man chucks the die and marbles]

Muscle Man:
Huh! [the die and marbles roll onto the floor] Did it work?

Rigby:
Uhh... I don't think so.

Muscle Man:
This blows!

Pops:
Mordecai, Mordecai! [western accent] Well, I reckon I'd like a turn now!

Mordecai:
Cyborg cowboys take three days to awaken from hypersleep. Sorry, Pops.

Pops:
Oh...

Skips:
Can't he cast a saving throw?

Mordecai:
U-uh...

Benson:
What does all this stuff mean? Are we even IN Darthon yet?

Mordecai:
Uhh...

Benson:
Or is that just an artifact or something?

Mordecai:
Uhh... [shuts book] "Your party is suddenly ambushed by a flock of man-bats!" Skips the Mighty gets first strike.

Skips:
[rolls die and marbles] Hi-yah!

Rigby:
Let's see. Pirate samurai have +2 constitution, -3 charisma, divide by number of geese... Do we have a protractor?

Benson:
I'm outta here.

Muscle Man:
Worst game night ever!

Rigby:
Aah!! Dude, they're RIGHT! This game sucks!

Mordecai:
Let's get our money back.