Regular Show, Season 2

Mordecai:
Hey Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? [Muscle Man breaks down]

Rigby:
Dude... are you crying?

Muscle Man:
NO! Crying's for ladies, LIKE YOU!! I don't cry!!

[cut to a crying nude Muscle Man in the shower, with Mordecai and Rigby knocking outside his caravan]

Rigby:
Dude, he's been in there for hours!

Mordecai:
Muscle Man! Muscle Man! [looks inside] Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?

Muscle Man:
NO!! IT'S... IT'S JUST THE SOUND OF THE WATER HITTING THE DRAIN!!

Mordecai:
Dude, what's wrong with him?

Hi-Five Ghost:
[appears] His girlfriend Starla dumped him last night.

Rigby:
What?! Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.

Mordecai:
Muscle Man, just come out! We can talk about it if you want.

Muscle Man:
NO!!! I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS WITH ANYONE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!