Regular Show, Season 3

Pops:
Okay, men, this is the hour of prominence. On my signal, charge! Woooooaahhhh--- [He is interrupted by Benson Yet again]

Benson:
[Offscreen, and Outraged] YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! [Pops lays back, irritated - Outside, Mordecai is holding something looking like wood] Give me that! What is this, SANDPAPER?! [Looks at the golf cart. It is all scratched up.] You're scratching up the whole thing!

Pops:
Benson, would you come see me for a moment, please?

Mordecai and Rigby:
Oooooh, somebody's busted!

Benson:
Oh, grow up.

Mordecai and Rigby:
[Now rapping with taunt) B-b-busted! Benson's b-b-busted!

Benson:
[Sighs] What is it, Pops? I'm in the middle of something.

Pops:
Have a seat. [Benson sits down, sighs once more] Do you know why I called you in here?

Benson:
Did you lose the colonel again? Try under your hat.

[Pops lifts his hat with the colonel inside, then puts his toy army men in the drawer]

Pops:
It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson:
What else is new? Don't worry, Pops, I'll take care of it.

Pops:
Then we understand each other?

Benson:
Absolutely. I've already warned them - one more screw-up and they're both fired.

Pops:
But... Benson, I was referring to you.

Benson:
What?

Pops:
I'd like you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson:
[scoffs] You're kidding.

Pops:
Quite the opposite. It's too negative and bad for morale.

Benson:
What morale? Those slackers never do anything unless you yell at them.

Pops:
There's never a reason to yell at anyone.

Benson:
They give me a million reasons everyday! Ptft, you just want me to be nice to them?

Pops:
You don't have to be nice. Just don't yell.

Benson:
[groans] Listen, Pops, I appreciate the concern, but I know how to do my job.

Pops:
Benson, I think it's clear that my dad puts me in charge of running the park when he's not around, right?

Benson:
Yes, but—

Pops:
And that means you must do what I say?

Benson:
Technically, but I—

Pops:
And I am ordering you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson:
Pops --

Pops:
Understood?

Benson:
[beat] Understood.