Regular Show, Season 4

Muscle Man:
Alright. I love me some Drawsome. Who else is showing up to this Drawsome event?

Skips:
I got a giant baby, Gary, and my cousin Quips.

All:
Ugh!

Skips:
What?

Mordecai:
Your cousin Quips is annoying.

Rigby:
Yeah, man. He's always telling lame jokes.

Skips:
What are you guys talking about?

Mordecai:
Come on. Every other word out of that guy's mouth is some annoying joke.

Rigby:
Yeah. Some joke that isn't funny.

Skips:
Come on, guys! His jokes aren't that bad.

Quips:
And then he said, "Yes, I do!" (laughs) Alright, seriously, last one, 'cause I got to go. What? Hey, wait! I didn't even get to finish my punchline! Aw, well. He's probably already heard my routine. Heeey, who's ready for some funny?

All:
Ugh!

Skips:
You guys all remember my cousin Quips.

All:
Hey, Quips.

Quips:
Hey, Benson. Nice to see ya. Speaking of "see ya", what did one ocean say to the other ocean? "Sea ya later!" (laughs)

Benson:
I don't get it.

Quips:
Oh, well, an ocean is a body of water and the sea is also—

Benson:
I don't care.

Quips:
A little more care will give you a little more hair. Zingo!

Benson:
Ugh!

Pops:
Hello, Quips.

Quips:
Pops, looking good. In fact, you look amazing. Just a compliment. Don't get a big head. Oops! Too late! Zammo! And, of course, Muscle Man, you love the jokes. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls! (laughs) I got a whole bait about bodies of water. What? You say you want another one?

Muscle Man:
We didn't say anything.

Quips:
What did the lake say to the puddle?

Skips:
Come on, Quips. Let's get you unpacked. You probably want to lie down after your trip.

Quips:
Guess it's time to take this comedy show on the road. And by comedy show, I mean me! Zingo!

Mordecai:
Dude, he's even worse than last time.

Rigby:
Yeah, Skips. Tell your cousin that if he can't stop telling jokes, then he's gotta get out of here.

Skips:
I can't just do that. I invited him here. No one told you to get rid of your brother Don when he visited.

Rigby:
That's because everyone loved him! I tried to get rid of him!

Skips:
Ugh! Alright, fine. I'll tell him soon.

Quips:
Wow, guys. Those coughs sound pretty serious. You guys should see a doctor. Oh, that reminds me. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling a little funny!