Regular Show, Season 6

Mordecai:
She can't meet my mom, dude.

Rigby:
What's the big deal? Your mom's totally cool.

Mordecai:
She's totally psycho.

Rigby:
What?

Mordecai:
She'd always go out of her way to embarrass me whenever I had a girl over.

Rigby:
Yeah, but how many times did you have a girl over? Zero? [stops playing his video game] Was it zero times?

Mordecai:
No! Remember Daphne Gonzales?

[Flashback; Teenager Mordecai and Daphne Gonzales are both in Mordecai's room as he plays a mix tape reading, "Studyin' & Buddyin' Vol 2" and sits next to Daphne on his bed]

Daphne:
Music?

Mordecai:
Uh, yea-ah.

Daphne:
[covers one of her ears] It's loud.

Mordecai:
[covering one of his ears while talking over the loud music] So, what did you get for question 12?

Hilary:
[kicks the door open and enters with a plate of snacks] Hey, kids! Sorry I had to kick the door open. It was closed for some reason. [laughs] This music! What's going on, a dance party? [starts dancing and moves toward the bed as Mordecai covers his face in embarrassment] Come on, Mordy! Shake what your mama gave ya! Your butt, Mordy! I'm talking about your butt!

Mordecai:
What do you want, Mom?!

Hilary:
I made some snacky-wackies for my wittle study buddies. Pigs in a blanket and, uh, prunes. [whispers to Daphne] Prunes are for Mordy, hon. Keeps him regular.

Mordecai:
Mom!

Hilary:
What? It does.

Mordecai:
Ugh! Okay, Mom, fine! Just leave now, alright?! Gosh!

Hilary:
[sets the snack plate down on a table] Okay, okay, Mordy. I'll leave. It's just… [turns to Daphne] Daphne, thank you.

Daphne:
For what?

Hilary:
For being the first girl Mordecai's ever brought over! [picks up a video camera] It's going on the tape! So tell me. How do you like studying with my son? Tell me for the tape.

Daphne:
[picks up her backpack] I gotta go! [quickly bolts out of the room]

[Mordecai collapses onto his bed in a fetal position, with his face completely red of embarrassment; End of flashback]

Rigby:
So that's why Daphne wrote, "I hope you're still eating your prunes, ha-ha!" in your yearbook.

Mordecai:
Molly Sherman, Bernice Chan, Sasha Diaz… none of them lasted a day with my mom.