Regular Show, Season 6

Benson:
We get it! (to Mordecai) It's a good thing you're here. I'm gonna need you to help Rigby change the lightbulbs.

Rigby:
Oh, I can do that myself.

Benson:
[sarcastically] Ha ha. Yeah, sure you can.

Rigby:
Yeah, I can! I help all the time!

[Everyone including Catra and Scorpia laughs at Rigby]

Rigby:
Why are you laughing?!

Catra:
It sounds even stupider the second time! Seriously? Tung Lashor? Pfft! Who came up with that?

Scorpia:
[chuckles] Right? It's like, what, did you lose a bet?

Muscle Man:
Yeah, bro, without Mordecai, you'd be totally useless.

Rigby:
Wha- Come on, Mordecai, tell him how useful I am!

Mordecai:
Uhh...yeah, I mean, you're fun.

Rigby:
What? No, tell him I'm useful!

Mordecai:
Yeah, you're my friend.

Rigby:
Why aren't you saying the word useful?!

Mordecai:
Well, I mean there was the time with the chairs, the limousine, the pretzel. You're basically the opposite of useful pretty much anytime we do anything.

Rigby:
But we did those things together!

Mordecai:
Yeah, I mean, you were there.

Rigby:
So the whole time I've been covering for you and CJ?

Mordecai:
Well, I mean, it's the least you could do.

Rigby:
The least...I could.....I quit.

Mordecai:
What?

Rigby:
I quit! I can get a paycheck anywhere!

[Everyone laughs at Rigby again]

Mordecai:
Dude, you can't get a job without me. It's my references that got you this job in the first place.

Rigby:
Reference this! I'm gonna go out and get a job, and I'm gonna make money at that job. and that money's gonna come in the form of a check! And that check's gonna be in an envelope, and the envelope's gonna be sealed, and I'm gonna rub that sealed envelope all up in your face, Mordecai! PEACE!

[Rigby makes a raspberry noise from the park all the way to the Local Temp Agency]