Regular Show, Season 7

Mordecai:
[after watching an advertisement for Seeds of Agony by Jonno] Wow, that sounds crazy.

Rigby:
[laughs] Crazy enough to work!

Mordecai:
Dude, what are you talking about?

Rigby:
[leans in closer to whisper] Can you guys keep a secret? I'm taking Eileen to see that tomorrow! And you guys are coming with! And, you're not gonna ruin the surprise!

Mordecai:
What?

Margaret:
It sounds a little intense.

Mordecai:
And why's it gotta be a surprise? Is it a special occasion or something?

Rigby:
No, and that's the point! She'd be expecting something if it was. I've made her laugh, cry, scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole, all the big emotions. But she's too smart to be surprised!

Mordecai:
No way.

Rigby:
If there's a mystery, she has to solve it. Whenever I try to surprise Eileen, she figures it out immediately. [Flashback to him dressed up in murder-mystery-style clothing and Eileen answers the door] Good evening, my lady. I'm here to warn you that trouble's afoot. You see, there's been a mur-

Eileen:
[squeals with excitement] You're taking me to a murder mystery, right?

Rigby:
Uh... yes.

Eileen:
Great! I already picked out a dress so we could go!

[Another flashback]

Rigby:
[carrying a telescope] Surprise! I'm taking you-

Eileen:
To the conjunction of the Moon and Mars up on Lookout Mountain? I know! I'm so excited!

[Another flashback]

Rigby:
Hello-

Eileen:
You're taking me to the biannual mating season of the Hermit Crabs? You're the best!

[Back to the present]

Rigby:
She's smart like that, dude. So I thought of a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out. Will you guys help drive us around?

Mordecai:
Dude, you're being kinda crazy, but at least it's a nice kind of crazy.

Margaret:
I think that's sweet Rigby. Of course we'll help you.

Eileen:
[walks in room carrying a tray of celery and peanut butter] Who wants celery and peanut butter? Wait, I smell a surprise brewing.

Rigby:
No. You don't.

Eileen:
You're taking me to a movie after this.