Regular Show, Season 8

Chance Sureshot:
Here's your new jumpsuits. They got your names on 'em. Pretty cool, right? [Benson holds his jumpsuit]

Benson:
No, not cool.

Sureshot:
Harsh.

Benson:
You should keep this anyway. I'm not staying.

Colonel Rawls:
Tuh… You still don't get it. You don't think this mission is important. Well, fine! We don't need you! All that matters is that we have a team that wants to be here.

Mordecai:
This seems like a pretty important mission. You don't wanna experience that?

Skips:
Come on, Benson, just stay with us!

Benson:
I can't believe you are all fine with this. [scoffs, holds his clipboard] I mean, if this is a peaceful mission, why do we have to practice using weapons? Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk if you didn't have anything important for me to do?! I had a good life and then you had to drag us up here!

Col. Rawls:
No more questions, that's an order!

Benson:
Why would I listen to you?! I'm the park manager!!

Col. Rawls:
Well, I'm the colonel, which is about 100 positions higher than you!

[Col. Rawls snatches and chucks Benson's clipboard into the trash, incinerates like a black crumpled piece of paper; everyone gasps]

Col. Rawls:
Are ya done?

Benson:
Oh, I'm done. I'm done with all of this!!

Col. Rawls:
Then go, then! We can get a pod back to Earth for ya, quitter!

Benson:
Sounds great! I'm out! [he walks out the office]

Col. Rawls:
Shoot. I thought for sure that reverse psychology was gonna work.