Reno 911!, Season 5 Quotes

[In regards to Inspector Smiley, an English transfer to the department for the day as part of the "Badges Across the Water" program.]

Dangle:
Smiley reminds me of someone from Mary Poppins... Not Vic, the Chimney Sweep, but another friend of Mary Poppins we never met.

Wiegel:
That's funny, because Smiley also reminds me of someone from Merry Poppins. Who, for instance, comes riding in on some sort of jaloppy with Whipped ices, and he says, "Come along, children, I have whipped ices!" And when they get close enough to him, he grabs 'em, and rapes the shit out of 'em, and then tosses them in the back seat, and then, off he goes. And then: "Chip chip cheerio!"

[Dangle is speechless.]