Rick and Morty, Season 1

Snuffles:
Where are my testicles, Summer? [long beat] Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?

Summer:
Oh, wow... That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.

Snuffles:
Do not call me that! [smashes mirror behind him; Summer screams] "Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

Summer:
Okay... Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.

Snowball:
[walks on her bed] Scaring you? Tell me, Summer. If a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?

Summer:
Uhhh... [Jerry and Beth come in]

Jerry:
Hey... [Beth gasps] Oh, wow... Okay, is-is-is everything okay in here?

Snowball:
Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

Jerry:
No! No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to... uh...

Beth:
Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!

Summer:
Yeah! Totally! Let's go.

[another dog on a robot machine blocks the exit from Beth, Jerry and Summer]

Snowball:
You will walk when it is time to walk.