Rick and Morty, Season 1

Poncho:
[throttles Morty] Who are you?! Answer me! Where'd you come from?!

Morty:
My-my-my grandpa Rick sent me!

Bloom:
Poncho! That's quite enough. [Poncho drops him down] Morty, that's Poncho. This is Roger and Annie. [closeup on Annie]

Morty:
Whoa...

Bloom:
And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom.

Morty:
Uh— [a miniature speaker pops out of the neck of his helmet]

Rick:
[via speaker] "Hey, Bloom, it's Rick. What the hell's going on here?"

Bloom:
I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down, and I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked.

Morty:
Exhibits? [the group walk out of the Haunted Liver]

Bloom:
Anatomy Park's greatest attraction, young man, isn't the music or the food or the... Pirates of the Pancreas.

Rick:
"Watch it!"

Bloom:
It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity's most noble and ferocious diseases.

Morty:
Diseases?! [ominous growling is heard]

Poncho:
Hey, Doc... I got news for ya! [a gigantic hideous monstrosity looms the area] Your living museum is officially a wild safari! [starts shooting at it]

Roger:
Hepatitis A! Run!!