Rick and Morty, Season 1

Rick and Morty (2013–present) is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of the cynical mad scientist, Rick Sanchez, and his fretful and easily i… more »

[Morty spots something out of Poncho's backpack]

Morty:
Poncho? What is this in your backpack? [Poncho turns back, Bloom sees it]

Bloom:
That's bubonic plague! What are you doing with that, Poncho? [Poncho takes Annie hostage]

Poncho:
Everybody get back!!

Bloom:
Poncho, you son of a bitch! You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?

Poncho:
That's right, baby. A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder—Al-Qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers. Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent, iTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday bonus-giving mother— [a screaming Morty jumps on him] Come on! [pushes Morty down on the ground; starts laughing when his bacterium bite his shoulder] Ahh! Get off!

[Poncho falls off the platform screaming down below. Soon after, the sphincter dam starts spewing]

Annie:
You guys!

Roger:
It's gonna burst!! Go!! Go, go, go!! [Morty, Annie and Bloom run to emergency exit; Roger pulls lever but traps his foot] My foot is stuck!

Annie:
No!!

Roger:
It's okay! It's okay, just go! Tell my family I love them. They may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and she made the kids take it, too, so, I-I don't know, you can go— [gets washed into excrement; shuts door]

Annie:
No!! [embraces Morty]

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