Rick and Morty, Season 1

[In an alternate reality, Rick blows himself and Morty up after Morty hands him a screwdriver. The "main" Rick and Morty then portal in to find their corpses and innards all over the garage]

Rick:
All right, Morty, here we are.

Morty:
[horrified] OH MY GOD, RICK! IS THAT US?! W-W-W-WE'RE DEAD! WHAT IS GOING ON, RICK?! I'M FREAKING OUT...!

Rick:
[grabbing and shaking him] Calm down, Morty! Look at me! Calm down, Morty!

Morty:
I CAN'T TAKE IT! NO...!

Rick:
You gotta calm-- Calm yourself, Morty...!

Morty:
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS...!

Rick:
Morty! Calm down, Morty...!

Morty:
THIS CAN'T BE REAL..!

Rick:
Morty! You gotta calm down, Morty!

Morty:
WE'RE RIPPED APART...!

Rick:
Will you listen to me, Morty...?!

Morty:
W-W-W-W--!

Rick:
[smacks him] SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME! It's fine! Everything is fine! There's an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. I just had to find one of those realities in which we also happen to both die around this time. Now we can just slip into the place of our dead selves in this reality, and everything will be fine. We're not skipping a beat, Morty. Now help me with these bodies.

Morty:
This is insane!

Rick:
[lifting his alternate self's body] Look, Morty, I'll grab myself, you grab yourself, okay? I mean, tha-th-th-that seems fair to me I mean, that seems like a fair way to divvy it up.

Morty:
Rick! What about the reality we left behind?!

Rick:
What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is, don't think about it. It's not like we can do this every week, anyways. We get three or four more of these, tops. Now pick up your dead self and come on. Haste makes waste. [drags his body away, then comes back] I-I-I don't suppose you've considered this detail, but obviously, if I hadn't screwed up as much as I did, we'd be these guys right now, so... again, you're welcome.