Rick and Morty, Season 1

[at a pawn shop on a small planetoid]

Rick:
Look, I'm not paying 70 (erh) smidgens for a (ERHH) broken defraculator.

Pawnbroker:
That is multiphase quantum resonator.

Rick:
Well, does it defraculate?

Pawnbroker:
Fuck, no.

Rick:
Then- then- then it's a broken defraculator.

Pawnbroker:
Like you would even know dick about fraculation! Your planet just got cellphones, and the coverage still sucks!!

Rick:
Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur. So let's say 60 smidgens. I tell you what, I'll do you a favor. I'll throw in a fart.

Morty:
Hey uh, Rick, um... y-you think maybe I could get something from this place? L-l-like a souvenir? L-like just to have—like something cool, y'know?

Rick:
Not here, Morty, we'll stop somewhere else, because you know, there's always another pawn shop.

Morty:
Oh okay, I just, um... Y'know, I thought that robot over there looked pretty cool, y'know?

Rick:
Oh, it looks cool, huh? That's why you want it?

Morty:
Yeah, y'know! I mean, it's different from the stuff on Earth. A-a-a-and y'know, y-you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy and- y'know, I don't really have anything to- to remember all those trips by. It'd be kinda cool, like a souvenir. Y'know, like, what if you passed away or died or something? I wouldn't even have anything to remember... all the cool stuff we did, y'know?

Rick:
Okay. 60 (erhp) for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.