Rick and Morty, Season 1

Summer:
[uses alternate reality goggles] Ooh, we're not playing Yahtzee, we're playing Chutes and Ladders! It seems like when I exist, life gets a little more, I don't know... predictable?

Beth:
When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry:
Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night. [uses goggles]

Beth:
Oh, I get it. Now that you know you could have had it better, you resent me for holding you back.

Jerry:
Well, now that we know you think the tables are turning, we know you thought there were unturned tables!

Beth:
[scoffs] What are you talking about?

Jerry:
All this time, you've been thinking, "What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?" Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!