Rick and Morty, Season 1

Jerry:
Morty, I'm not as smart as your Grandpa Rick, but I promise never to make that your problem again.

Morty:
Hey, Dad? Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You're a genius at that.

Jerry:
Wow, that's humbling and flattering, son. Thank you. What's say we finish ourselves an 8-planet solar system?

Morty:
Um... [holds up the butter robot in a sandwich baggie] I'm just gonna take this thing in and get an A.

Butter Robot:
Butter.

Jerry:
But—

Morty:
You're a genius at being my dad, Dad. Quit while you're ahead. [Jerry begins to shut the door] And also, knock next time, you know? I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm fourteen! I got a computer in here, you know?

Jerry:
Oh, I, uh... I think I understa—

Morty:
You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man.

Jerry:
I get it. Say no more.

Morty:
I mean one of these days, you know, you're gonna—you're gonna—you're gonna end up seeing something.

Jerry:
I got it! Noted! Good night!