Rick and Morty, Season 1

Morty:
Uh, Rick, what exactly is "squanching"?

Rick:
Morty, listen -- we've had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax.

Morty:
Yeah, if I relax now, there might not even be any more adventures!

Rick:
Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out. Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours, enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?

Morty:
Yeah, that's easy for you to say, Rick. You know, you like not caring about stuff. You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?

[Time slows down as Jessica dreamily walks into the living room, swinging/swishing or whipping her hair. People are seen watching her in awe, and a beer bottle is seen being thrown past her.]

Morty:
[In slow motion] Jessica.

[Time goes back to normal.]

Rick:
Knock it off, Slow Mobius!

[A person/alien wearing yellow clothes and is holding magical wands with clocks on the ends is seen stirring up time with his magic.]

Slow Mobius:
Ha ha! Sorry, dude! I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!

[Jessica walks into a different room.]

Morty:
I can't believe she's here.

Rick:
Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty? Go. Talk to her. [He shoves Morty away. Morty follows Jessica.]

Rick:
Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood.