Rick and Morty, Season 1

[Abradolf Lincler smashes a hole in the wall]

Rick:
Oh, great. Who invited Abradolf Lincler?

Summer:
I thought everyone was welcome.

Rick:
It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.

Lincler:
Rick... you brought me into this world a suffering abomination, tortured by the duality of its being, but I shall finally know peace when I WATCH THE LIFE DRAIN FROM YOUR WRETCHED BODY!! [accidentally nudges at Brad]

Brad:
Whoa! What's up, man?

Lincler:
I have no quarrel with you, boy.

Brad:
Boy? What's that supposed to mean?

Lincler:
It's just— L-Look, I-I-I don't know you thought I mean it, but... [shrugs at Rick]

Rick:
Don't look at me, dude.

Lincler:
Look, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so...

Brad:
So... I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!

Lincler:
No, but... [strains] Y'know—

Brad:
What do I know?! That the Third Reich will reign for a thousand years?!

Jessica:
Leave him alone, Brad!

Brad:
Stay outta this, Jessica!!

Rick:
KICK HIS ASS, BRAD!! [everyone starts chanting] KICK HIS ASS!! KICK HIS ASS!!

[Brad punches, kneebutts Lincler's face to a bloody pulp and brawls at him more]

Jessica:
Brad! [runs off to the front door with Morty running after her; he has Rick behind him]

Morty:
Rick!!

Rick:
[pushes him] Just did you a favor, Morty.