Rick and Morty, Season 2

Rick:
"World peace achieved." Nice. Little weird to publish a paper about it for yourself, but hey. So, what's next?

Unity Newsman:
After I become a type-one civilization, this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation.

Rick:
Oh, goody.

Unity Businessman:
From there, I'll have access to countless planets and species.

Unity Woman:
One by one, I will unify them, I will become the universe, and I will be what the single-minded once called a god.

Rick:
[belches] I like that. Oh, that's pretty sexy. Hey, listen, where can we get a drink around here?

Unity Old Woman:
Recreational substances were phased out here. There's no need for escape from the self when your world is one.

Rick:
Unity, Unity, who am I talking to?! I watched you assimilate a whole police station just to get your hands on the evidence locker.

Unity Deliveryman:
Rick, when we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town. People change.

Unity Hobo:
Especially when I change them. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've grown.

Rick:
Hey, listen, I've grown, too. I have! See, I've-I've reconnected with my family, right?

Unity Policewoman:
Hm. Why is that, I wonder?

Rick:
Maybe it's part of getting old. Maybe I just missed being with... a collective. [they both exchange kisses, upping their sexual arousal]

Unity People:
Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!

Rick:
Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.