Rick and Morty, Season 2

Sleepy Gary:
I think you should put down the gun and we should get you to a doctor. What do you say we take down these blast shields?

Rick:
I can't do that, Sleepy Gary. All right, everybody listen to me! I don't know if any of you guys are real, but this house has been infested with fake loved ones that spread through fake memories, and our planet will be destroyed if they get out.

Pencilvester:
[grunts] But Rick, even you have to admit you do tend to overreact to stuff.

[cutaway to living room with Frankenstein, Morty, Ghost In a Jar, Pencilvester, Beth and Sleepy Gary]

Rick:
You guys! We gotta hurry! I just got back from Walmart, they're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for 149.99 on sale, plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card—brings the total price down to $110 after tax! Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece easy! They're all limited-edition "Zelda" ones! Hurry! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one and we can play Nintendo games! [exits, comes back] Nintendo, give me free stuff.

[back to present]

Rick:
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that!

Pencilvester:
Don't overreact, Rick.