Rick and Morty, Season 2

Rick and Morty (2013–present) is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of the cynical mad scientist, Rick Sanchez, and his fretful and easily i… more »

Morty:
[phased into a room] Oh, man! Where are we, Rick?

Rick:
Morty, remember eight seconds ago when— [burps] when you said "Go inside what?" and I said "The battery"? And then we showed up here and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is."

Morty:
All right, all right. We're inside the battery, I get it. You don't have to bust my balls.

Rick:
Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be sending 20 terawatts of juice to the... engine, Morty. Instead, we've got... zero? Now what are these people doing?!

Morty:
W-W-W-Whoa... People?

Rick:
Ugh... It's time for some hands-on engine repair. All right, Morty, hold on to something.

Morty:
Whoa!

[the engine room hovers out of a volcano and flies into a civilized city]

Morty:
Holy crap! I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick! T-T-This is like a whole p-planet or something!

Rick:
Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. Check it out. [shows hologram] I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.

Morty:
You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery!

Rick:
It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

Morty:
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!

Rick:
Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

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