Rick and Morty, Season 2

[meanwhile, in Harry Herpson High School]

Summer:
Any leads on the vampire?

Morty:
No, Summer. I mean, y'know, I think it might be time that we just l-let it go.

Summer:
Oh, so now you're too cool for this just because Grandpa Rick is?

Morty:
It's not that, it's just... that the universe is a little too big to care about something so small. [closes locker next to Tiny Rick] Ahh!

Tiny Rick:
What up, my Helsings?! Who wants to hunt a vampire?! Hahaha!

Morty:
Rick?! H-How did you—

Tiny Rick:
Yeah, I got bored and then I remembered this morning how I blew Summer off and I thought, "Hey, why're you such a grumpy douche, Rick? Go to the garage, transfer your mind into a younger clone of yourself, and get embroiled on in some youthful hijinks. What's the BFD?" So here I am. I'm Tiny Rick!!

Morty:
O-o-okay...

Summer:
Well, it's good you're here, Rick.

Tiny Rick:
It'll still be fun to do this as a fuckin' team, motherfuckas! [all hands join, up high] Tiny Rick!

Summer:
Yeah! Oh my God—Toby Matthews!

Tiny Rick:
Hey, Toby. I'm Tiny Rick. [Summer hides her face] I'm new. Hey—oh, go easy on me. Haha! Just kiddin'.

Toby Matthews:
[beat] ..I like your straightforward style. And that lab coat's pretty cool. [strolls] Summer.

Summer:
..He knows my name!

Tiny Rick:
Why wouldn't he?! You're great! But listen, just be careful. We can't rule anybody out as the vampire, [nudges Summer's arm] not even the dreamboats.

Summer:
[flattered] Stop, Tiny Rick.

Tiny Rick:
HUNTIN' A VAMPIRE WITH MY GRANDKIIIDS!! FUCK!! TINY RIIICK!!!