Rick and Morty, Season 4

Morty:
Dad, can we please go back and hang out with Grandpa's clay people?

Jerry:
Why? Because they might have a Sega Dreamcast? Why is it so hard for you two to let nature in?

Summer:
Because this sucks ass! Camping is just being homeless without the change.

Jerry:
Well, that attitude is exactly why we're out here. You guys wouldn't last two seconds on your own. You're only happy when you're penned in and drսgged up like some kind of chicken or lemur... [sees Summer and Morty using their phone and gaming device] Hey! I told you kids, no phones!

Morty:
There's not even any service. Just... just let us be happy for a minute.

Jerry:
You know, maybe if you two stopped whining and let your old man take the reins, you might actually learn something. [roasts a marshmallow and uses it to make a s'more] Here. Take a bite of this tasty treat.

Summer:
Oh, you think this s'more makes you special? What, because someone said "good job" to you once when you were ten? [throws it in the fire] That's actually really sad, Dad. Let's be real - you've been high-roading us non-stop, forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere, because it's the only way you're gonna level the playing field, isn't it? Because if you move the bar so low, you might actually seem like you're worth a fuck!

Jerry:
[sniffles, looking deeply hurt] I'm gonna go take a walk... [sadly takes his backpack and leaves]

Morty:
[to Summer] Jesus Christ. You really need to stop hanging out with Rick.