Rick and Morty, Season 4

Jerry:
Well, kids, never thought I'd say this, but, Summer, you were right.

Summer:
Wait, what?

Jerry:
I thought I wanted to teach you guys about tents, but really, I just wanted to feel important. I guess sometimes teenagers do know what they're talking about, even if it's mean.

Morty:
Right, but didn't you, like, go into god-mode and fight Mom?

Jerry:
Love is the only power that matters, Morty.

Rick:
No, you had actual power, and you did jack shit. That was a divine staff. You could've cured cancer or raised the dead. Instead you made bugs.

Beth:
Well, I was impressed, Dad. He saved my life, no thanks to you.

[A moment of silence, with Rick looking bitter and noticing Jerry smirking in his mirror]

Rick:
Your kids got high on alien mist and drove the ship into that Zeus guy's head. Basically murdered him.

Summer:
Grandpa, what the hell?!

Morty:
Rick, come on!

Rick:
What? You did. I mean, not to cast the first stone, but Beth and Jerry? Pretty terrible parenting on your part. Did you know Summer huffed a K-Zax Array? She basically smoked The Ring - most pilots die after three days. And Morty, the fucking moron, he thought the ship worked like a game controller! What in the Disney Channel fuck is that?! Maybe help him with homework next time! He's clearly crying for help!