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Rick and Morty, Season 6

Rick and Morty (2013–present) is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of the cynical mad scientist, Rick Sanchez, and his fretful and easily i… more »

Summer:
You know, fortune cookies only come true if you eat the cookie first. [eats and reads] All right. "Hard work often pays off." Lame.

Beth:
[reading hers] "Family time is time well spent." Okay, that's not only empty, it's been disproven.

Morty:
Okay, mine says "Family time is time well..." Oh man, I got the same one?

Summer and Beth:
Boo.

Morty:
What's your stupid 21st century watered-down fortune cookie say, Dad?

Jerry:
"You will have sex with your mother."

[Jerry gets surprised, awkward looks from the family and everyone else in the restaurant]

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