Rick and Morty, Season 6

[After Rick gets the dinosaurs to go against their selfless philosophy to destroy the meteor]

Rick:
All right, welcome back!

Tyrannosaurus:
You obnoxious little TWAT!

Rick:
Yeah, but you're alive. No David Foster Wallace-ing in my galaxy. You don't get to be so smart that you remove yourself from everybody. From one god being to another, you're welcome.

Triceratops:
Well, as long as we're doing each other favours... [activates a machine that fires a beam]

Rick:
Hey, w-wait, wait, what are you doing? [the beam seals the dimensional rift] YOU FIXED MY RIFT?! YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL COCKS! I-IT WAS ALL CANONICAL AND SHIT, WE COULD'VE MILKED THAT THING FOR A WHOLE SEASON! O-O-OR, LIKE, A THREE-EPISODE ARC, AT LEAST!

Triceratops:
[smugly] Sorry, that's just us. We love helping, god beings to god being.